Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Two Boobs...that's what he takes me for

Damn. I thought for sure with the loss of my excess baby weight, I would lose some extra inches in my bra. I am disappointed to report that I tried on my pregnancy bra and it is the same cup size. My band size is smaller, my hips and ass are smaller but for god's sake my boobs are as enormous as ever. I stuff the extra weight into my nursing bra, hoping to conceal these bowling balls. My efforts are futile; especially when I "refill."

At least my baby will never go hungry.

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